Meet the Mates

A survival story, these hooligans came together when their ship got swallowed by a hurricane in 1974. The only survivors, the storm spit them out in a remote part of Grand Bahama Island known as Junkanoo Beach.  They were trapped alone on the island with nothing but the tattered shirts on their backs and their instruments in their cases, still intact.  There, they starved and played music, losing an average of 35 pounds each, for over 500 hot sunny days and breezy nights.  They were rescued when a child heard them from the adjacent village heard their sweet sultry Steely Dan horn sections seeping through the palm trees.  When asked why they hadn't realized there was an entire village of 1200 townspeople less than 100 yards from where they washed ashore, they just took out their instruments and improvised an overture based on the epic flute solo from Grand Funk's "I'm Your Captain," complete with three-part vocal harmony.

Capt. Koko Keel

Origin: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Influences: Rum, Bananas, and Unknown
Favorite Quotations: "You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs...what's wrong with that?"

Origin: Unknown Age: Unknown Influences: Rum, Bananas, and Unknown Favorite Quotations: "You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs...what's wrong with that?"

Doctor v

Stan Diego

Stan Diego, guitar-slinger extraordinaire, is wanted in 13 states for obscenely tasty licks.

Stan Diego, guitar-slinger extraordinaire, is wanted in 13 states for obscenely tasty licks.

Prepper P. Preppington

Pueblo Cruz